Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...