Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
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So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
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Tail Light On Bike
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How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
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A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
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Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...