The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...