I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...