Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...