The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!