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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
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It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
How do you catch a polar bear?
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Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
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