In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...