Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...