The power of shifting
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...