Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...