Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!