Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...