Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...