Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...