Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...