My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...