pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...