Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...