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He was de-lighted!
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The two bee’s
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Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Money from Minsk
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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...