If a frog parks.
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Shoulder Pads
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Suck It In
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
No Coffee Breaks
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Eyes closed
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Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...