A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...