Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
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An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
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Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
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A Fairy Tale
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The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...