mosquito go to the dentist
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If IBM ran Christmas…
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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I’ll get you next slime!
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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
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Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...