The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...