Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...