Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...