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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
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Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
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