A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....