Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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Undocumented Windows Errors
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Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Telegram received from ex-employee
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