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Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
DOUBLE VODKA
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
cross a spider and an elephant
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Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...