Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
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So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
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As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
He bowled long hops!
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