Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...