Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.