Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...