Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...