Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...