The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Computer Terms
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Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!