Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...