Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...