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Will you rember me??
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Illiterate?
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
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Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
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Have you heard the one about the…
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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
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The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...