Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...