Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...