Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...