Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...