Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....