The Very Special Parrot!
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
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Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
I Wanna Be A Commie
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Wrong Method
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