The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...