Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...