Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...