Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...