Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....